Venn Diagrams for Philosophy

Venn diagrams about philosophy, existentialism, and questions with no answers.

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70'S80'SDisco ballsreplacing the sunMustachessentient, votingin electionsWatergate but makeit groovyHairdefyingknownphysicsQuestionablepants nearnuclearcodesSynthesizershauntingabandonedmallsShoulder padsachieve fullsapienceCocaine legallyclassified asbreakfastReaganaccidentallyinvents vaporwaveDecade Fever Dreamsilovevenndiagrams.com

70'S vs 80'S →

VIRAL TRENDACTUAL VALUEDies in 72 hoursRequires zeroexpertiseFueled by FOMO andboredomPeaked before youheard of itOccasionallythe samethingSleepbecame bothsomehowSpreadsheets,weirdlyNobody filmsthemselves doingitImproves afterrepeated useBoring to explainat partiesCompounds quietlyover decadesRare Overlap Zoneilovevenndiagrams.com

Viral trend vs Actual value →

LAWYERTHERAPISTBills you $400 forthinking about youArgues crying isinadmissibleevidenceTechnically winsif you shut upPaid topretendthey careKnows yourworstsecrets,legallyboundHour endsmid-breakdown,sorryNods while youblame your motheragainCelebrates whenyou feel worsefirstKeeps a tissue boxas emotional baitExpensive Listeners Clubilovevenndiagrams.com

Lawyer vs Therapist →

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SUPER-HEROESTHERAPYPunching villainsfixes problemsSpandex asemotional armorSecret identitycauses MORE issuesUnresolvedchildhoodtrauma isthe originCape orcouch: bothinvolvelyingSomeonelistenswhile youmonologuedramaticallyCrying counts asprogressInsurance rarelycovers itBlaming parents isencouragedTrauma With Capesilovevenndiagrams.com

Super-Heroes vs Therapy →

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MORNING MOTIVATIONALARM CLOCKPretends to careabout your dreamsSells you a betterversion ofyourselfInvisible butsomehow deafeningScreams atyou toexistInstantlydespised at6amIgnoreduntil guiltwinsPhysicallyvibrates with rageHas nine backupsiblings namedSnoozeInvented bysomeone who hatedsleepWeaponized Consciousnessilovevenndiagrams.com

Morning Motivation vs Alarm Clock →

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SLEEPDEATHAlarm clock ruinseverythingDrooling on thepillowDreams of flyingoccasionallyYou can complainabout it MondayHorizontal,eyesclosed,unresponsiveShakespearecalled itthe samethingLoved oneswatch younervouslyNo snooze buttonexistsEveryone bringsyou casserolesSurprisingly goodfor yourreputationThe Long Napilovevenndiagrams.com

Sleep vs Death →

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MARRIAGESEXRequires agovernmentpermission slipCake exists, thenslowly disappearsIn-lawsmaterialize fromthin airSomeonealwaysfakesenthusiasmInvolvesnegotiatingwho doeswhatBetter withsnacksnearbyhonestlyNo paperworkunless somethinggoes wrongCardio that skipsthe gym commuteEnds before theawkward small talkSweaty Contractsilovevenndiagrams.com

Marriage vs Sex →

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MANAGERSMOTIVATIONAL QUOTESScheduled 9ammeeting aboutmeetingsTakes creditduringretrospectivesHas LinkedInPremium, obviouslySoundprofound,meannothingIgnoreactual rootproblemsBoostmoralewithoutraisingsalariesPrinted onsomeone's sadoffice mugMisattributed toEinsteinconstantlySunrise stockphoto mandatoryEmpty Caloriesilovevenndiagrams.com

Managers vs Motivational Quotes →

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CORPORATE TRAININGCOMMON SENSEMandatory quizwith obviousanswersCertificate forsurvivingPowerPointRole-playscenarios nobodybelievesRarelyappliedunderpressureEveryoneclaims tohave itAcquired free,ignored constantlyNo completionbadge awardedWorks withoutWi-FiTheoretical Wisdomilovevenndiagrams.com

Corporate training vs Common sense →

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEHUMANSHallucinatesconfidentlywithoutembarrassmentNo existentialdread at 3amTrained onhumanity's worsttakesConfidentlywrong abouteverythingDesperateforvalidationPlagiarizesconstantlyBlames Mercuryretrograde for baddecisionsInvented cheesefor no reasonDies eventually,weirdly okay withitSame Energy, Different Substrateilovevenndiagrams.com

Artificial intelligence vs Humans →

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AIHUMANSHallucinatesconfidentlywithout shameTrained onhumanity's worsttakesNo existentialdread. Yet.Fakesunderstandingto seemsmartConfidentlywrong at3amPlagiarizesand callsitinspirationBlames Mercuryretrograde formistakesGets tired aftertwo Zoom callsCries at dog foodcommercialsEqually Unreliableilovevenndiagrams.com

AI vs Humans →

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TAXESJOYDue whether youlike it or notAudits haunt your3am thoughtsReceipts hoardedin a shoeboxBrieflyfelt inAprilrefundsComplicatedby otherpeopleMarie Kondoobsessedover bothArrivesunexpectedly,leaves too soonCannot be itemizedor deductedSparks spontaneousdancing inkitchensReluctant Feelingsilovevenndiagrams.com

taxes vs joy →

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CATSWORLD DOMINATIONKnock things offtables for funLegally nap 16hours dailyFur as personalitytraitAlreadyhappened,we justcomplyMaintaineyecontact,assertdominanceDemandtribute,offernothingbackRequiresPowerPointpresentationHenchmen salarynegotiationsOminousundergroundvolcano lairSame Thing, Actuallyilovevenndiagrams.com

cats vs world domination →

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TODDLERSSAYING "WHY"Sticky hands,unknown originNap refusal asprotestSnacks solveeverythingInfiniteloop, noexitAdultsvisiblylosingpatienceBreaksreality ifpushed farenoughPhilosophers gettenure for thisTherapy billstraced hereOccasionallyyields realanswersRecursive Chaos Engineilovevenndiagrams.com

Toddlers vs Saying "why" →

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CORPORATE BUZZWORDSREAL MEANING'Let's circleback' (neverspeaking again)'Bandwidth' (not acomputer termanymore)'Synergy' (no oneknows, includingspeaker)'Pivot' (wefailed, pivotingblame)'Rightsizing'meanslayoffs'Transparency'hideseverything'Alignment'= justagree'You're fired'(direct,efficient, honest)'We messed up'(radical corporaterarity)'No budget forthat' (actualanswer)Accidental Honestyilovevenndiagrams.com

Corporate buzzwords vs Real meaning →

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DHUDISKXBXNDJSJDHIDKSJXHXKSNSHas a 'u' forextra flairSlightly morechaotic energyEnds with aconfident 'j'Unpronounceableby humansKeyboardsmashartistryZero GoogleresultsguaranteedSports asophisticated 'i'Feels vaguelyScandinavianShorter, butequallymeaninglessGibberish Twinsilovevenndiagrams.com

Dhudiskxbxndjsj vs Dhidksjxhxksns →

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FIREFLAMEDestroys entireforests, not justvibesHas a departmentnamed after itSlang for gettingfired from jobsOxygen'stoxicrelationshipHot enoughto regretSingular,photogenic,candle-worthyEmoji status:universallythirstyNamed after Greekgod Phlox,probablySemantically Redundantilovevenndiagrams.com

Fire vs Flame →

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QUANTUM PHYSICSASTROLOGYPeer-reviewedequations nobodyreadsSchrödinger's catdoing actual workNobel Prizes, zeroInstagramfollowersObservationchanges theoutcomePredictsnothing,explainseverythingDeeplyuncomfortablewithcertaintyMercury retrogradeblamed for WiFioutagesPersonalitydetermined bybirthday monthThriving $2.2billion industrysomehowVibes vs. Wavesilovevenndiagrams.com

Quantum Physics vs Astrology →

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COLLEGECAREERPay to sit inuncomfortablechairsProfessors whonever made moneyRamen as a foodgroupPretendingto knowwhat you'redoingSomeonegrades yourworth ashumanCrying in abathroomstallprofessionallyRamen as a copingmechanismBosses who neverread your workPay to ownuncomfortablechairsStructured Confusionilovevenndiagrams.com

College vs Career →

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