Venn Diagrams for Parents

Venn diagrams about parenting, sleep deprivation, and stepping on Legos.

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PIT BULLTODDLERActually readssocial cueseventuallyBanned in severalmunicipalitiesSheds constantlywithout apologyBiteswithoutrealwarningWigglesentire bodywhenexcitedDestroyedyour couchDemands specificcup color orscreamsSociallyacceptable inrestaurantsWill inherit yourmoney somedayAdorable Chaos Agentsilovevenndiagrams.com

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HOMESCHOOLING PARENTSNUT JOBSGrading papers inpajamas at noonField trips to thegrocery storeCurriculumpurchased in bulkonlineDistrusteveryinstitutionunconditionallyYouTube istheirprimaryuniversityConvincedmainstreamisbrainwashingkidsTinfoil hatstructuralengineeringManifesto writtenin crayonArguing withpigeons aboutchemtrailsSelf-Appointed Expertsilovevenndiagrams.com

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HOSTAGE SITUATIONSHOMESCHOOLINGFBI negotiators onspeed dialEscape attemptstaken veryseriouslyMakes the eveningnewsCan't leavewithoutpermissionOneauthorityfigure runseverythingStockholmsyndromerisk isrealCurriculum chosenby captorSocialization is aknown concernCo-op Fridays withother familiesCaptive Audienceilovevenndiagrams.com

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HOMESCHOOLINGPIANOSParents becomeaccidentalcurriculum expertsPajamas areacceptable schooluniformsSocializationquestions fromevery relativeLiving roomtakenhostageNeighborsquietlyjudging youKids resentit untiladulthood88 keys, infiniteparental regretWeighs more thanyour carTuners charge bythe winceDomestic Chaos Machinesilovevenndiagrams.com

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PUBLIC SCHOOLSPRIVATE SCHOOLSFunded bytaxpayers who hatetaxesCafeteria foodlegally classifiedas foodTeachers buyingsupplies withpersonal rentmoneyParking lotdramarivals Gameof ThronesTeachersignoredduringbudgetmeetingsCliquessorted bybrand ofsneakerTuition costs morethan a sedanLacrosse team,inexplicablyAlumni networkworth more thandegreeEqually Chaotic Insideilovevenndiagrams.com

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DISNEY MOVIECHILDHOOD TRAUMACatchy songs youcan't unhearMerchandise inevery aisleHappy endingguaranteed byruntimeDead parentin act oneAbandonmentdisguisedasadventureShapes yourpersonalityforeverNo musical numberto explain itTherapist bills inadulthoodNobody claps whenit's overSame Thing?ilovevenndiagrams.com

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FUNNYFOR KIDSDark irony adultsquietly appreciateTiming built overyears of failureHumor that punchesat powerstructuresSelf-deprecationrequiring lifeexperienceAbsurdityneeds noexplanationSillinessis its ownlogicSurpriseendingslandhardesthereSafety andpredictability instorytellingWonder beforecynicism sets inLearning throughimaginative playRepetition ascomfort, notboredomPure Delight Zoneilovevenndiagrams.com

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TODDLERSCHAOSDemand snacksevery 11 minutesCry aboutwrong-colored cupEventually becomefunctional adultsIgnores allknown lawsPeaks at2amImpossibleto containExists in blackholes naturallyNo bedtimenegotiationsrequiredDoesn't need juiceboxesEntropy With Feelingsilovevenndiagrams.com

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TODDLERSSAYING "WHY"Sticky hands,unknown originNap refusal asprotestSnacks solveeverythingInfiniteloop, noexitAdultsvisiblylosingpatienceBreaksreality ifpushed farenoughPhilosophers gettenure for thisTherapy billstraced hereOccasionallyyields realanswersRecursive Chaos Engineilovevenndiagrams.com

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