Venn Diagrams for Developers

Venn diagrams for developers — debugging, code reviews, stack overflow, and the eternal build vs buy debate.

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QUICK CALL EXPECTATIONSQUICK CALL REALITYWraps up in fiveminutes flatClear agenda,crisp conclusionEveryone hangs upfeeling resolvedStill onthe callsomehowNobodyknows whoshould hangup firstStartedwith 'justone quickthing'Someone's dogbarks for 40minutesTurns into a fullstrategy offsiteThree peopleforget to unmutethemselvesThe Eternal Five Minutesilovevenndiagrams.com

Quick Call Expectations vs Quick Call reality →

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CHATGPTGOOGLEMakes up citationsconfidentlyWrites yourbreakup textRemembers nothingnext sessionPretends toknoweverythingTrained onyourembarrassingsearchesSiliconValley'sexistentialcrisisKnows yourlocation at alltimesSells your soul toadvertisersReturns 847million irrelevantresultsOmniscient Impostersilovevenndiagrams.com

ChatGPT vs Google →

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JUSTIN BIEBERYOUTUBE PREMIUMStarted as a13-year-oldYouTube sensationHas a face tattoonow, somehowMarried HaileyBaldwin in acourthouseBorn onYouTube,costs youmoneyPromised toimprove,stillannoyingYou forgotyousubscribedto bothCharges youmonthly to skipadsBackground playnobody asked forIncludes YouTubeMusic, whichnobody usesRegrettable Subscriptionsilovevenndiagrams.com

Justin bieber vs youtube premium →

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SKATEBOARDINGVIBE CODINGConcrete rash is areal hazardTricks named aftertheir inventorsShoes wear outsuspiciously fastFallrepeatedly,ship anywayNo idea whyit workedLookingcool overbeingcorrectAI writes the hardparts for youStack Overflowreplaced by vibesDeploy first,understand neverFake It Till Prodilovevenndiagrams.com

skateboarding vs vibe coding →

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JOB DESCRIPTIONSACTUAL JOBSMentions work-lifebalanceunironicallyLists 47 requiredskills forentry-levelCompetitive salarymeans Google ityourselfExcelproficiencysomehowalwaysrequiredVagueenough tomeananythingSlack messages at11pm on FridayFixing Dave'sspreadsheet againMeetings thatcould've beenemailsCreative Fiction Zoneilovevenndiagrams.com

Job descriptions vs Actual jobs →

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REMOTE WORKOFFICE WORKPants optionaluntil 3pmCat walks acrosskeyboardmid-meetingFridge proximityis a liabilityMuted yourselfinstead ofspeaking againPretendingto lookbusyMeetingsthat shouldbe emailsSlack pingsat 4:58pmFridaySomeone stealsyour lunch. Again.Mandatory fun withSusan from HRFluorescentlighting slowlydrains soulCommute eats 10hours weeklySuffering, Differentlyilovevenndiagrams.com

Remote Work vs Office Work →

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COFFEEPRODUCTIVITYSmells incredibleat 6amGives you theshakesSociallyacceptableaddictionPeaks, thencrasheshardFakedconstantlyin officesRequiresgrinding toworkMeasured inPomodoros somehowCelebrated inannual reviewsRuins weekendsguilt-freeLiquid Delusionilovevenndiagrams.com

coffee vs productivity →

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MEETINGSEMAILSCould've been anemailMandatory awkwardsmall talkSomeone's mic isalways mutedNobodyreads theagendaEnds with'circlebackoffline'Buries theactualpointCould've been aSlack messageReply-allapocalypse riskPassive-aggressiveread receiptsProductivity Theaterilovevenndiagrams.com

Meetings vs Emails →

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JAZZDEBUGGINGIntentional wrongnotes calledgeniusMiles Davis staredat audiencesjudgmentallyImprovisationdisguised as aplanStaring atit until itmakes senseOne missingsemicolonruinseverythingEveryone'swinging itconfidentlyStack tracesnobody reads fullyRubber duck aslegitimatecolleagueWorks locally,nowhere else everControlled Chaosilovevenndiagrams.com

Jazz vs Debugging →

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AISTOCK MARKETNeural networksmimic brainsynaptic firingGPT-4 trained on45TB of text dataBackpropagationinvented byRumelhart in 1986Both crashwhen fedbadtrainingdataFlashcrashescaused byalgorithmicfeedbackloopsSentimentanalysismoves realstockpricesNYSE founded undera buttonwood tree,1792Circuit breakershalt trading after7% dropsShort sellersprofit whencompanies failMachines Eating Machinesilovevenndiagrams.com

AI vs Stock Market →

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