coffee vs productivity

Liquid Delusion

COFFEEPRODUCTIVITYSmells incredible at6amGives you the shakesSocially acceptableaddictionPeaks, thencrashes hardFakedconstantly inofficesRequiresgrinding toworkMeasured inPomodoros somehowCelebrated in annualreviewsRuins weekendsguilt-freeLiquid Delusionilovevenndiagrams.com

Only coffee

  • Smells incredible at 6am
  • Gives you the shakes
  • Socially acceptable addiction

What They Share

  • Peaks, then crashes hard
  • Faked constantly in offices
  • Requires grinding to work

Only productivity

  • Measured in Pomodoros somehow
  • Celebrated in annual reviews
  • Ruins weekends guilt-free
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