Venn Diagrams for Science

Venn diagrams about science, experiments, and things that are technically true.

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SLEEPDEATHAlarm clock ruinseverythingDrooling on thepillowDreams of flyingoccasionallyYou can complainabout it MondayHorizontal,eyesclosed,unresponsiveShakespearecalled itthe samethingLoved oneswatch younervouslyNo snooze buttonexistsEveryone bringsyou casserolesSurprisingly goodfor yourreputationThe Long Napilovevenndiagrams.com

Sleep vs Death →

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CHATGPTGOOGLEMakes up citationsconfidentlyWrites yourbreakup textRemembers nothingnext sessionPretends toknoweverythingTrained onyourembarrassingsearchesSiliconValley'sexistentialcrisisKnows yourlocation at alltimesSells your soul toadvertisersReturns 847million irrelevantresultsOmniscient Impostersilovevenndiagrams.com

ChatGPT vs Google →

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TREECARProduces oxygenwhile standingstillRings reveal exactageFeeds entireecosystems forfreeHas a trunkLeavescauseproblems inautumnPeople hugthemironicallyDepreciates themoment you touchitRequires insuranceto exist legallyHonks whenthreatenedTrunk & Disorderlyilovevenndiagrams.com

Tree vs Car →

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TIKTOK ADVICEREAL EXPERTISEConfident despite3 weeks experienceTrending soundmakes it feel trueComments sectionbecomes thecurriculum15 seconds to cureyour anxietyOccasionallyaccidentallycorrectSimplifiescomplexthingsdangerouslySomeone'spaying forthissomehowYears of beingspectacularlywrong firstHedges every claimwith caveatsNobody watches the47-minuteexplanationPeer review killedthe vibeConfidently Uncertainilovevenndiagrams.com

tiktok advice vs real expertise →

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DINOSAURSCHICKENSExtinct for 66million yearsStarred inJurassic ParkSome weighed 70tonsHollowbones,terriblelifechoicesLay eggs,guard themviciouslyDirectdescendants,awkwardfamilyreunionNugget formavailableTerrified byplastic bagsLegally crossedthe roadTerrible Lizard Legacyilovevenndiagrams.com

Dinosaurs vs Chickens →

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEHUMANSHallucinatesconfidentlywithoutembarrassmentNo existentialdread at 3amTrained onhumanity's worsttakesConfidentlywrong abouteverythingDesperateforvalidationPlagiarizesconstantlyBlames Mercuryretrograde for baddecisionsInvented cheesefor no reasonDies eventually,weirdly okay withitSame Energy, Different Substrateilovevenndiagrams.com

Artificial intelligence vs Humans →

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AIHUMANSHallucinatesconfidentlywithout shameTrained onhumanity's worsttakesNo existentialdread. Yet.Fakesunderstandingto seemsmartConfidentlywrong at3amPlagiarizesand callsitinspirationBlames Mercuryretrograde formistakesGets tired aftertwo Zoom callsCries at dog foodcommercialsEqually Unreliableilovevenndiagrams.com

AI vs Humans →

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FUELWATERMakes thingsexplode on purposeSmells like a baddecisionPowers your Mondaymorning commuteRuns out atworstmomentHumans arebasicallymade of itCan bringengines toa haltDoctors want eightglasses dailyCovers 71% ofEarth, zero creditSomehow always outat restaurantsEssential Liquids, Zero Gratitudeilovevenndiagrams.com

Fuel vs Water →

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QUANTUM PHYSICSASTROLOGYPeer-reviewedequations nobodyreadsSchrödinger's catdoing actual workNobel Prizes, zeroInstagramfollowersObservationchanges theoutcomePredictsnothing,explainseverythingDeeplyuncomfortablewithcertaintyMercury retrogradeblamed for WiFioutagesPersonalitydetermined bybirthday monthThriving $2.2billion industrysomehowVibes vs. Wavesilovevenndiagrams.com

Quantum Physics vs Astrology →

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AISTOCK MARKETNeural networksmimic brainsynaptic firingGPT-4 trained on45TB of text dataBackpropagationinvented byRumelhart in 1986Both crashwhen fedbadtrainingdataFlashcrashescaused byalgorithmicfeedbackloopsSentimentanalysismoves realstockpricesNYSE founded undera buttonwood tree,1792Circuit breakershalt trading after7% dropsShort sellersprofit whencompanies failMachines Eating Machinesilovevenndiagrams.com

AI vs Stock Market →

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