Quantum Physics Astrology
Vibes vs. Waves
Only Quantum Physics
- • Peer-reviewed equations nobody reads
- • Schrödinger's cat doing actual work
- • Nobel Prizes, zero Instagram followers
What They Share
- • Observation changes the outcome
- • Predicts nothing, explains everything
- • Deeply uncomfortable with certainty
Only Astrology
- • Mercury retrograde blamed for WiFi outages
- • Personality determined by birthday month
- • Thriving $2.2 billion industry somehow
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