Public schools Private schools
Equally Chaotic Inside
Only Public schools
- • Funded by taxpayers who hate taxes
- • Cafeteria food legally classified as food
- • Teachers buying supplies with personal rent money
What They Share
- • Parking lot drama rivals Game of Thrones
- • Teachers ignored during budget meetings
- • Cliques sorted by brand of sneaker
Only Private schools
- • Tuition costs more than a sedan
- • Lacrosse team, inexplicably
- • Alumni network worth more than degree
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