cats vs world domination

Same Thing, Actually

CATSWORLD DOMINATIONKnock things offtables for funLegally nap 16 hoursdailyFur as personalitytraitAlreadyhappened, wejust complyMaintain eyecontact,assertdominanceDemandtribute,offer nothingbackRequires PowerPointpresentationHenchmen salarynegotiationsOminous undergroundvolcano lairSame Thing, Actuallyilovevenndiagrams.com

Only cats

  • • Knock things off tables for fun
  • • Legally nap 16 hours daily
  • • Fur as personality trait

What They Share

  • • Already happened, we just comply
  • • Maintain eye contact, assert dominance
  • • Demand tribute, offer nothing back

Only world domination

  • • Requires PowerPoint presentation
  • • Henchmen salary negotiations
  • • Ominous underground volcano lair
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