Marriage vs Sex

Sweaty Contracts

MARRIAGESEXRequires agovernmentpermission slipCake exists, thenslowly disappearsIn-laws materializefrom thin airSomeonealways fakesenthusiasmInvolvesnegotiatingwho does whatBetter withsnacks nearbyhonestlyNo paperwork unlesssomething goes wrongCardio that skipsthe gym commuteEnds before theawkward small talkSweaty Contractsilovevenndiagrams.com

Only Marriage

  • • Requires a government permission slip
  • • Cake exists, then slowly disappears
  • • In-laws materialize from thin air

What They Share

  • • Someone always fakes enthusiasm
  • • Involves negotiating who does what
  • • Better with snacks nearby honestly

Only Sex

  • • No paperwork unless something goes wrong
  • • Cardio that skips the gym commute
  • • Ends before the awkward small talk
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