things taylor swift warned us about vs things boys only want

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THINGS TAYLOR SWIFT WARNED US ABOUTTHINGS BOYS ONLY WANTBecoming someone'smuse then footnoteScreaming into rainat 2amElaborate revengevia Grammy speechOne thing:yourattention,neverreturnedCasual thatsomehow laststhree yearsBeing called'too much'Unread texts fromtheir exSneakers worth morethan rentFantasy footballemotional investmentRed Flag Buffetilovevenndiagrams.com

Only things taylor swift warned us about

  • Becoming someone's muse then footnote
  • Screaming into rain at 2am
  • Elaborate revenge via Grammy speech

What They Share

  • One thing: your attention, never returned
  • Casual that somehow lasts three years
  • Being called 'too much'

Only things boys only want

  • Unread texts from their ex
  • Sneakers worth more than rent
  • Fantasy football emotional investment
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