Sushi Real Estate
Expensive & Overrated
Only Sushi
- • Raw fish is the selling point
- • Wasabi separates amateurs from pros
- • Eaten in 4 minutes, forgotten in 40
What They Share
- • Premium for anything near water
- • Presentation inflates price 300%
- • Tiny square footage, enormous invoice
Only Real Estate
- • Mortgage lasts longer than your marriage
- • Location repeated until meaningless
- • Staging hides catastrophic flaws
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