Strawberries Dogs
Adorably Toxic
Only Strawberries
- • Seeds worn proudly on the outside
- • Technically a fake fruit, botanically speaking
- • Pairs suspiciously well with champagne
What They Share
- • Red means danger, ignore anyway
- • Short lifespan, maximum emotional damage
- • Beloved despite making some people swell up
Only Dogs
- • Legally allowed to sniff strangers
- • Has its own Wikipedia redirect for loyalty
- • Will eat your strawberries given the chance
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