Soccer Football
Foot-Ball Lies
Only Soccer
- • Flopping like landed fish
- • 98 minutes of 0-0 tension
- • Entire nations weep simultaneously
What They Share
- • Ball rarely touches feet statistically
- • Called wrong name by someone
- • Grown men cry about grass
Only Football
- • Helmets that look like alien heads
- • Timeouts every 4 seconds somehow
- • Coaches wear khakis inexplicably
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