Soccer vs Football

Foot-Ball Lies

SOCCERFOOTBALLFlopping like landedfish98 minutes of 0-0tensionEntire nations weepsimultaneouslyBall rarelytouches feetstatisticallyCalled wrongname bysomeoneGrown men cryabout grassHelmets that looklike alien headsTimeouts every 4seconds somehowCoaches wear khakisinexplicablyFoot-Ball Liesilovevenndiagrams.com

Only Soccer

  • Flopping like landed fish
  • 98 minutes of 0-0 tension
  • Entire nations weep simultaneously

What They Share

  • Ball rarely touches feet statistically
  • Called wrong name by someone
  • Grown men cry about grass

Only Football

  • Helmets that look like alien heads
  • Timeouts every 4 seconds somehow
  • Coaches wear khakis inexplicably
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