SALARY lIFESTYLE
Aspirational Fiction Zone
Only SALARY
- • Negotiated once, regretted immediately
- • Exists on paper, rarely in bank
- • LinkedIn's favorite humble-brag metric
What They Share
- • Inflated beyond actual means
- • Quietly judged at dinner parties
- • Promises more than it delivers
Only lIFESTYLE
- • Curated for Instagram, funded by debt
- • Yoga mats collecting expensive dust
- • Brunch as a personality trait
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