My Ex-Boyfriend vs My Laser Printer

High Maintenance Hardware

MY EX-BOYFRIENDMY LASER PRINTERBlamed me for hispaper jamsOccasionallycharming at partiesLeft withoutreturning my hoodieJams at theworst momentNeedsconstantmaintenanceto functionMakesalarmingnoises thendenies itCosts $80 to replaceone cartridgeActually producesuseful outputFits neatly in acornerHigh Maintenance Hardwareilovevenndiagrams.com

Only My Ex-Boyfriend

  • • Blamed me for his paper jams
  • • Occasionally charming at parties
  • • Left without returning my hoodie

What They Share

  • • Jams at the worst moment
  • • Needs constant maintenance to function
  • • Makes alarming noises then denies it

Only My Laser Printer

  • • Costs $80 to replace one cartridge
  • • Actually produces useful output
  • • Fits neatly in a corner
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