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Stay Seated, Sucker
Only marvel movies
- • CGI budgets larger than small nations
- • Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt
- • Thanos wiped half the audience's interest
- • Three-hour runtime, two-hour plot
What They Share
- • Reason nobody leaves early
- • Teases something better coming
- • Rewards the obsessively patient
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- • Rolls while everyone's leaving
- • Acknowledges the caterer by full name
- • Tax incentive paperwork made cinematic
- • Where careers go to be footnoted
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