Love vs Italy

Beautiful Dysfunction Zone

LOVEITALYUnrequited versionsruin perfectly goodplaylistsExists withoutcarbohydratessomehowDescribed using deadmetaphors sinceforeverCollapsesdramaticallythen somehowsurvivesMore layersthan anyonewarned youRuins you foreverywhereelseShaped exactly likea boot, inexplicablyHas 20 governmentsper century minimumFeuded with Franceabout cheeseownershipBeautiful Dysfunction Zoneilovevenndiagrams.com

Only Love

  • Unrequited versions ruin perfectly good playlists
  • Exists without carbohydrates somehow
  • Described using dead metaphors since forever

What They Share

  • Collapses dramatically then somehow survives
  • More layers than anyone warned you
  • Ruins you for everywhere else

Only Italy

  • Shaped exactly like a boot, inexplicably
  • Has 20 governments per century minimum
  • Feuded with France about cheese ownership
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