Gym Memebership vs Gym Usage

Vibes Without Quads

GYM MEMEBERSHIPGYM USAGEOptimistic Januarycredit card chargeGuilt deliveredmonthly likeclockworkTheoretical abs,financially speakingOwns at leastone sad waterbottleParking lotcounts ascommitmentActual sweattouching actualmachinesKnowing which lockersmells hauntedAccidentally seeingsomeone's dad nakedVibes Without Quadsilovevenndiagrams.com

Only Gym Memebership

  • • Optimistic January credit card charge
  • • Guilt delivered monthly like clockwork
  • • Theoretical abs, financially speaking

What They Share

  • • Owns at least one sad water bottle
  • • Parking lot counts as commitment

Only Gym Usage

  • • Actual sweat touching actual machines
  • • Knowing which locker smells haunted
  • • Accidentally seeing someone's dad naked
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