Donuts Investments
Hollow Promises
Only Donuts
- • Glazed exterior hides empty interior
- • Best decisions made at 2am
- • Sprinkles add zero nutritional value
What They Share
- • Holes define the whole thing
- • Past performance doesn't guarantee taste
- • Everyone panic-sells during a crash
Only Investments
- • Lawyers required to enjoy properly
- • Prospectus nobody actually reads
- • Diversification across asset classes
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