Cooking at home vs Ordering In

You're Still Alone

COOKING AT HOMEORDERING INAccidentallyinventing a new dishBurning one panevery timeFeeling smug forexactly 4 minutesStill eatingover the sinkDishes existeither wayTipping guilt spiralat checkoutBag arrives cold,somehowPaying $18 for $4 ofnoodlesYou're Still Aloneilovevenndiagrams.com

Only Cooking at home

  • Accidentally inventing a new dish
  • Burning one pan every time
  • Feeling smug for exactly 4 minutes

What They Share

  • Still eating over the sink
  • Dishes exist either way

Only Ordering In

  • Tipping guilt spiral at checkout
  • Bag arrives cold, somehow
  • Paying $18 for $4 of noodles
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