Coffee Evening
Cozy Lies We Tell Ourselves
Only Coffee
- • Speeds up your heart rate artificially
- • Smells better than it tastes sometimes
- • Blamed for every bathroom emergency
What They Share
- • Best enjoyed with zero obligations
- • Ruins sleep, zero regrets
- • Pairs suspiciously well with existential dread
Only Evening
- • Arrives whether you're ready or not
- • Makes mediocre food seem romantic
- • Turns introverts into social obligations
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