coachella vs Fashion

Expensive Costume Party

COACHELLAFASHIONDust in everycrevice imaginablePort-a-pottypilgrimages at 2amSurprise headlinerruins your outfitplansWearinguncomfortablethings forphotosRich peoplepretending tobe bohemianFlower crownsaspersonalitysubstitutesModels eating cottonballs backstageRunway shows nobodyactually wearsSeasonal trendsdeclared deadimmediatelyExpensive Costume Partyilovevenndiagrams.com

Only coachella

  • Dust in every crevice imaginable
  • Port-a-potty pilgrimages at 2am
  • Surprise headliner ruins your outfit plans

What They Share

  • Wearing uncomfortable things for photos
  • Rich people pretending to be bohemian
  • Flower crowns as personality substitutes

Only Fashion

  • Models eating cotton balls backstage
  • Runway shows nobody actually wears
  • Seasonal trends declared dead immediately
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