coachella outfits vs work outfits

Performative Suffering

COACHELLA OUTFITSWORK OUTFITSFringe that doublesas a fly trapGlitter applied withreckless abandonBoots not designedfor walkingCostumehiding yourtrue selfUncomfortablefor 8+ hoursstraightPhotographedmore thanactually wornBusiness casualexistential dreadBlazer hidingyesterday's mistakesShoes chosen forcredibility, not joyPerformative Sufferingilovevenndiagrams.com

Only coachella outfits

  • Fringe that doubles as a fly trap
  • Glitter applied with reckless abandon
  • Boots not designed for walking

What They Share

  • Costume hiding your true self
  • Uncomfortable for 8+ hours straight
  • Photographed more than actually worn

Only work outfits

  • Business casual existential dread
  • Blazer hiding yesterday's mistakes
  • Shoes chosen for credibility, not joy
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