Cats vs Startups

Chaos With Potential

CATSSTARTUPSKnock things offtables deliberatelySleep 16 hours,unapologeticallySelf-cleaning, lowmaintenanceIgnore youuntil theyneedsomethingDisruptexistingfurniturearrangements90% failwithin yearoneBurn through cash atalarming speedPivot strategy everyother TuesdayDeck obsessivelyupdated forinvestorsChaos With Potentialilovevenndiagrams.com

Only Cats

  • • Knock things off tables deliberately
  • • Sleep 16 hours, unapologetically
  • • Self-cleaning, low maintenance

What They Share

  • • Ignore you until they need something
  • • Disrupt existing furniture arrangements
  • • 90% fail within year one

Only Startups

  • • Burn through cash at alarming speed
  • • Pivot strategy every other Tuesday
  • • Deck obsessively updated for investors
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