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Tiny Freeloaders
Only cats
- • Knocks things off tables deliberately
- • Treats you like staff
- • Self-cleaning, zero maintenance
What They Share
- • Judges your life choices silently
- • Steals the warm spot
- • Vet bills ruin February
Only dogs
- • Genuinely thrilled you exist
- • Eats homework, evidence, everything
- • Requires emotional support during rain
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