Cats vs Coffee

Chaos You Worship

CATSCOFFEEKnock things offtables deliberatelyStare at walls forno reasonReject affection,then demand itKeeps you upat 3amGoes cold,you stillwant itRuins yourcouch andwalletMakes you poop on ascheduleLegally addictive,sold to childrenTastes awful, youdrink it anywayChaos You Worshipilovevenndiagrams.com

Only Cats

  • • Knock things off tables deliberately
  • • Stare at walls for no reason
  • • Reject affection, then demand it

What They Share

  • • Keeps you up at 3am
  • • Goes cold, you still want it
  • • Ruins your couch and wallet

Only Coffee

  • • Makes you poop on a schedule
  • • Legally addictive, sold to children
  • • Tastes awful, you drink it anyway
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