Capital Markets Lawyer Dating
Deals Gone Wrong
Only Capital Markets Lawyer
- • Drafting 200-page prospectuses at 2am
- • Billing six minutes of eye contact
- • SEC comment letters haunt your dreams
What They Share
- • Due diligence reveals red flags
- • Everyone oversells their assets
- • Closing takes forever
Only Dating
- • Ghosting after one good conversation
- • Lying about height on your profile
- • Splitting a $14 cocktail awkwardly
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