Capital Markets Lawyer vs Dating

Deals Gone Wrong

CAPITAL MARKETS LAWYERDATINGDrafting 200-pageprospectuses at 2amBilling six minutesof eye contactSEC comment lettershaunt your dreamsDue diligencereveals redflagsEveryoneoversellstheir assetsClosing takesforeverGhosting after onegood conversationLying about heighton your profileSplitting a $14cocktail awkwardlyDeals Gone Wrongilovevenndiagrams.com

Only Capital Markets Lawyer

  • • Drafting 200-page prospectuses at 2am
  • • Billing six minutes of eye contact
  • • SEC comment letters haunt your dreams

What They Share

  • • Due diligence reveals red flags
  • • Everyone oversells their assets
  • • Closing takes forever

Only Dating

  • • Ghosting after one good conversation
  • • Lying about height on your profile
  • • Splitting a $14 cocktail awkwardly
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