Biryani Donald Trump
Loud, Layered, Polarizing
Only Biryani
- • Layers actually improve with depth
- • Saffron gives it a golden hue
- • Universally beloved across borders
What They Share
- • Wildly divisive, yet deeply craved
- • Always causes arguments at gatherings
- • Comes with strong opinions on authenticity
Only Donald Trump
- • Claims everything he touches is perfect
- • Generates heat without actual cooking
- • Frequently served with extra salt
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