Altoids Beach
Aggressively Uncomfortable
Only Altoids
- • Tin that rattles like a skeleton
- • Curiously strong breath weapon
- • Grandma's purse ecosystem
What They Share
- • Tiny white things ruin everything
- • Leaves you weirdly dehydrated
- • Burns going in, burns going out
Only Beach
- • Sand in every human crevice
- • Seagulls commit unprovoked crimes
- • Sunburned strangers in Speedos
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